Sketch by Woofyfurs, 2001
Anthro City Spa welcomed Liz and Morgan with the aroma of patchouli incense and fresh mint. Liz was better dressed for the beach than the spa, wearing a rather revealing bikini that left little of her curvaceous form to the imagination. Morgan had tried to explain to her on the way over that you could wear anything to the spa, it didn't matter but Liz was having none of it, so the bikini it was. The girls approached the front desk where a badger with sleepy lidded eyes and a shell necklace grinned up at them.
"Welcome to Anthro City Spa, my friends. Do you have an appointment?"
Her voice was soft and feathery. Morgan and Liz knew right away she was one of those hippie-dippie types who would no doubt start asking them about star signs and healing crystals. Liz smirked and played into it for laughs.
"Totally, dude!" She mimicked the clerk's easygoing tone of voice. Morgan held back a fit of giggles, "Liz and Morgan, down for one o'clock, but we're always, like, a little fashionably late!"
The badger, not picking up on Liz's impression of her at all, punched some buttons into her keyboard and pulled up their booking. "Here it is, dudes. Righteous. You two can go on through!"
"Thank you, star sister." Liz nodded sagely and held her hand up, doing a finger gesture that looked somewhere between a peace sign and a Vulcan salute. Her and Morgan were all giggles as they hurried through the double doors and into the spa.
Through the doors was a corridor with several doors leading off into different rooms, each emitting new age music and a different, relaxing scent. Liz thought to herself that those pleasant smells wouldn't last much longer and Morgan must have read her mind, because she nudged her and lowered her voice."Liz, do you think you could, y'know, put a cork in it for once? I was actually looking forward to a regular old spa day without any of your interruptions."
Liz raised her hands innocently, but the playful smirk on her face was anything but innocent. "Of course! Relax, Morgan! I'm not that much of an animal." That was a stinking lie and both the girls knew it...
First stop was the sauna. The flatulent possibilities in here were so perfect that Liz had a hard time keeping her comments to herself. Or at least she did until the girls stepped inside the thick humidity of the sandalwood lodge and Liz couldn't help smirking, "Almost as muggy as one of my farts."
Morgan rolled her eyes. "Well unlike your farts it actually smells GOOD in here!" And she was right. There was a calming smell of warm, damp wood and fresh steam hissing off the coals. Morgan plunked herself onto one of the benches, leaning back and letting the moisture seep into her fur. Liz climbed up onto the bench risen behind her, also leaning back with her legs spread. She had to admit, it was mighty relaxing. After just a few seconds both girls felt like they could easily drift off to sleep right now, though Liz's penchant for pooting was impossible for her to completely disregard. She peeked open and eye and glanced down at Morgan on the level below her. The vixen still had her eyes closed and her hands folded behind her back. She was so at ease, she would never notice Liz squeezing something out... until it was far too late.
Liz had promised to be on her best behavior, but how could a gal like her resist a situation like this one? And besides, the eggs and bacon she'd had for breakfast were already starting to rumble in her guts and turn into gas. Liz waited for just the right moment and leaned her body 45 degrees. Quitely, carefully and delicately, she let her hole go lax and the tiniest stream of methane snuck out, filtering into the steamy air. She let it leak out of her butt for all of five seconds before cutting it off and settling back on her buttocks. She closed her eyes again as if nothing had happened.
It didn't take long at all. Only a few seconds, and a sharp, sulfurous smell cut at Liz's nose. Her eyes bulged open in surprise. Moments later, Morgan was rudely torn out of her relaxed trance.
"Ewwww! What the- LIZ!!!!!" She held her nose and yelled up at her friend, swiping a hand and punching her in the foot. "What did I say!? No stinking up the sauna!"